And I don’t just mean just the bad story (which is terrible) but the acting and simple technical quality of the movie is just relentlessly bad and/or dull. This movie is trash, but there is no fun to be had from it. And the mood in the theater completely changed. I was properly caffeinated, the theater was full, and clearly a lot of people around me wanted to be there and have a good time with a good old fashioned silly movie OR have a good time at a trashy movie. I really tried to put myself in the right state of mind to get into this movie. And I’m issuing a warning to you based on that confession: don’t make the same mistake I did. Therefore, I have to admit to choosing to watch this terrible, TERRIBLE movie. And I have to admit to picking The Last Witch Hunter. I had the choice between seeing two screenings on the same day. I have to be honest about something regarding this movie. You are most definitely one of the worst movies I’ve seen this year go sit in room 101 with Fantastic Four and Pixels and think about what you’ve done. You definitely helped me put some other movies into perspective. Second, I wrote “ Highlander did it better.” And third, I have never felt this bad watching Michael Caine in a movie …and I’ve watched Jaws 4. So congratulations, The Last Witch Hunter. Pretty early in the movie I wrote the note “I wish this was more like Season of the Witch,” a thought I never imagined I would have. I can say this for The Last Witch Hunter: it made me appreciate three movies slightly more than I did before.
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